• me: *owns 264 unread books*
  • me: *buys 17 new books*
  • me: *rereads harry potter*

collectivelyfrivolous:

Family is just another word for “let me take advantage of you and be rude constantly because we share similar DNA.”

“There is no good and evil, there is only power and those too weak to seek it.”
— J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (via hqlines)

cartel:

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

(via pinkcalifornialove)

cartel:

not-enough-fandom:

godtierkankri:

proudlyinsane:

MAKING JOKES ABOUT HOW “ITS WEIRD TO SEE ME OUT OF MY ROOM FOR ONCE” DOES NOT MAKE ME WANT TO LEAVE MY ROOM MORE IT MAKES ME WANT TO LOCK MY DOOR AND NEVER LEAVE AGAIN I DON’T KNOW WHY THAT’S SUCH A HARD CONCEPT

This also applies to “WOW SHE’S CLEANING!” and anything else like that do not fucking do that.

CAN I JUST ADD “LOOK AT THAT SHES SMILING” OR “WoW SHEs TALKING”

Story of my life.

(via pinkcalifornialove)

cartel:

saydolly:

Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.

(via pinkcalifornialove)

“Don’t let the mixed signals fool you. Indecision is a decision.”
— Unknown (via siddaleewalker)

(via 7daystheory)

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

(via 2dream-on)

im-horngry:

Apple Crumble Pie - As Requested!

im-horngry:

Apple Crumble Pie - As Requested!

(via 2dream-on)